She doesn’t mention his age. I did all my sleeping with dozens of people before I was like 35. Some folks just slow down.

This is great and all but if they really want to impress me they’ll put up the unaired season of Star Wars Detours. Maybe that would make a good April 1 thing.

It’s almost lethally boring, so you might have just fallen asleep.

Sohla also got what I have to assume is the most plum position in the fallout as the first spoke besides Rea in the Babish empire.

Honestly I’ve always felt like the “I only play DPS” crowd are a pack of weirdos.  DPS is so boring.  I think they just need numbers to measure to feel good.  Never got it.  Tank for life, it’s about the only thing I find interesting.  I set the pace and I have to think every fight.

Have you seen it?  Peter Dinklage doesn’t appear to be okay with anything.  His character is so insane and counterproductive to the arc of the film I can only assume he only agreed to be in it if he could write and direct himself.  He’s like an aggressive French Anarchist with cornrows who spends the movie in the…

Yeah, or at least drop the silly decade gimmick and pull another First Avenger to do a full on 60s piece that actually uses the 60s, then shift them to the future through a portal or something (Honestly though that’s what the FF movie should be).

Wanda saw Pietro at a moment where she was violently defending the sanctity of a setting that she secretly knew for sure was broken and fake, because her grief wouldn’t let her process that something else was going on.  He could have been a talking mailbox with a silver wig on it and she would have been like “Sure,…

Even the parts of the X-Men franchise that didn’t suck aren’t really usable now, because they are either too old or canonically dead.  Heck, I’m sure someone at MCU studios has already crunched the numbers and determined that there is immense fatigue and diminishing returns from Fassbender and Lawrence being somehow…

Honestly the 70s just seems to have been obsessed with communicating via radio in films.  I assume because shot/shot scenes with two guys talking at length on the radio were just super easy to write and film.

Quicksilver is visually pretty distinct, he’s got extremely stupid silver hair with a pair of omnipresent upswept bang dealybobs in it.  A character with that haircut would pretty much suffice.  Especially if someone on the show immediately said “Ah yes, Quicksilver, my brother.”

Take it up with the comics because chucking energy bolts around is literally Wanda’s power.  All the extra magic stuff has been added on over the years but her core trick is throwing “Hex bolts” and always has been.

Fine, then lemme get Ace Duck, Mondo Gecko, Ray Fillet, Mutagen Man... maybe Wingnut and Screwloose.  I’m not picky.

The turtles all have good and bad sides in media and comics.  In video games, Donnie is always the best, because he has all that range. 

Ooh, or Saint’s Row 3 but Turtles.  Wacky violence, car chases, upgrade vehicles but it’s always like “paint them green and make them shoot pizza.”  Call Casey Jones on your cellphone and he shows up to help you beat ass for 15 minutes.  That would be awesome as heck.

The little shots in the cartoon part of the trailer of April and Shredder fighting give me hope this will have a few characters beyond the turtles themselves playable, which is always a thing I hope for in side scroller turtle games.  Gimme Casey Jones, Angel Bridge, Alopex, maybe even a bad guy or two, and I’m in day…

Every time I read one of those old-timey hitpieces about how someone doesn’t know how to act around the queen I mostly expect them to realize how crazy they sound halfway through and they never do.  In a better world it would be like “We assigned to her a top woman who was to teach her the thirty hymns one must know…

Hundred and five bucks.  I have friends who collect anime and transformers so I get it, but dang.

It’s also the first Disney animated feature to hide real tits in there.

Up yours this guy has a schlubby dad bod, he’s rail thin!  What the hell kind of guy doesn’t have a dad bod, a skeleton?