People getting so mad about Wanda shooting red lasers, but that’s literally what Scarlet Witch does! Check any one of her trading cards or web descriptions or whatever, and the first thing you see under powers is “Hex Bolts.” She shoots Hex Bolts, it’s her specialty! It’s like getting mad about a Cyclops/Havok fight…

In the comics White Vision is mostly emotionless, because Wonder Man, whose psyche served as a template for Vision’s personality, refused to do it again.

Their souls were real and have gone to the Nightmare World.  Perfect tee up for Strange 2, just like the showrunners said.

Banner probably asked that if he was successful in doing so Vision returns to the Avengers, and Hayward was like “Aw but I want the weapon man” so there you go.

You were setting yourself up for disappointment thinking that Marvel would ever actually connect the Fox X-Men properties beyond jokey little references.  They have absolutely no need to do so.

Urianger is there to make sure you hear “must needs” at least seven times per expansion.

These sword guys are all the same! I demand the fourth overalls n’ mustache man!

It’s hard to even imagine a scenario where it won’t.  D&D doesn’t really have a central story on which to hang a movie.  Sure there’s a lot of stories written in various D&D universes, but this movie isn’t called like “The Castle of Strahd” or “Tanis and Raistlin” or anything, so it’s gonna be generic sword and…

Those didn’t go around the throat.

Requiring masks at all times and enforcing that are incredibly different things.  I know I just walked out of a store the other day after a customer successfully won an argument with a manager about her right to not wear a mask.  The manager just gave up and wandered away.

One of the things I loved about this one was them just straight up taking Bill the lizard from Alice in Wonderland and using him as a minor character here as well.  Just a small homage that didn’t detract, made sense on a size level, and was a cute callback.

Magus in Chrono Trigger. I know you can fight him again later, but specifically that first time you fight him. It’s this huge triumphant scary moment when he comes out, the whole game has built up to it, the music is incredible, it somehow sounds like haunted Spanish rock guitar or something, and you’re just like…

Sister Kristen got your hoodie on

If Sega reacted to what people want we’d have three more Skies of Arcadias and a whole Jet Set Radio franchise. 

It’s always some gacha mmo bullshit that sets these guys off.  I would get it if they were like “Fuck you Squeenix more Chrono Trigger, less FF7!” but no.

Actually very little of a given GGW video is in public places, the usual “plot” was like a few random shots of girls in crowds, then move to two women being convinced to strip in a trailer.

During the era when GGW (which sucks and I didn’t buy into it either) was in its heyday, the porn market was a lot of bolt-ons facing in the wrong direction and weird kisses that were like at exact tongue range and no closer. It was gross and meaty, and one by one virtually ever male porn actor you’ve ever heard of…

This was the longest episode yet, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the finale took its time getting through everything. What I wanna know is if we’re going to see those standard MCU “X will return in” things for more than one character. Like “Wanda will return in Doctor Strange 2. Monica will return in Captain Marvel 2.…

She was using magic to strangle children in the street in front of their mom. It’ll be a walk to get back from that.

The fake title gags just make me want the pretend movies. I’m still mad we never got Captain America: Serpent Society.