A person who falls for the line “You’re so smart, I want you to have my babies and then raise them and keep them out of my life except for occasional photo-ops, good luck!” might be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever heard of.

I think you missed the sarcastic tone of the post you’re responding to.

I was a Marvel fan in the late 80s/early 90s, and I remember when they redid virtually all of their comics to make them much grittier. Now the MCU is a much more colorful and jokey place, but back then all the movies had ultraviolent main characters with black outfits.

The most embarrassing thing I do when I’m writing an email is misspell my own name if I’m in a rush. But that’s just once in a while for me. 

It’s a video game web site that updates several times a day, and this is the most popular and notable game to come out in the past few days. Expect lots of stories about it. There are also stories about other games. Frankly I don’t care about this game at all, but I don’t mind the glut of stories. It’s important to…

The best SUV is the one that, when you set it on fire, burns enough to set all the other SUVs on fire too.

It’s his own personal 35,000 foot buffer zone from all you little people.

Good point.

“This is what you regular people like, right? Suit and tie in a woodshed, right? I’m bonding with you? Should I also eat dirt? That’s what you regular people like, right? I’ll totally do it!”

Tucker Carlson looks like a 14-year-old boy who just read Atlas Shrugged, and then someone stuck a bicycle pump nozzle in his mouth and inflated him to get an old man, without knowing when to stop.

You sound like a person who’s been itching to use the n-word even though several other songs or pop-culture references might also be applicable.

This is the only good argument I’ve heard about the case, when it seems like most of the arguments are divided between one side being icky and the other being gross. I’m curious where this legal principle is written up, since I’ve never seen it stated this way before.

Absolutely nobody on earth “earns” a million dollars, as long as somebody works the same job in the same amount of time for far less. Lots of actors barely make any money. 

Counterpoint: Google has gotten absolutely terrible at finding information in at least the last year, and a Google search is no longer a reliable barometer for whether something really exists.

Every article should have at least one major mistake to generate comments...

At the moment he seems lucid 99% of the time, so he is certainly aware that he flaked out twice during press conferences. He knows his time is limited and his degeneration is accelerating. Savor that fact.

She is also a strong supporter of “person woman man camera TV” for President, so mental decline is not really a factor in her decision-making.

Wait, are we talking about the Wii Music guy?

There is not a single Republican living today who understands the connection between birthright citizenship and the end of slavery. If you ever so much as think about it, you get drummed out of the party and will never win another primary. It’s a party of self-lobotimizers.

I read the Iliad and I don’t remember anything about Helen of Troy’s pussy.