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Today 3:21PM
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Very normal comment, well done, does not at all come off like a bitter ex-boyfriend/stalker.

Yesterday 2:17PM
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(Because I don’t care what you say, ain’t nobody doing no math on no Switch.) Read more

Wednesday 11:08PM
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Patrick Warburton as Lemony Snicket seems the epitome of erudition to me. I think he can play both ends of the intelligence spectrum. If you haven’t heard his narration in that series, it might change your mind.

Wednesday 10:54PM
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Everything is the worst ever this moment. Nobody ever suffered even a little bit in history compared to the inconvenience I feel at this moment. Time itself ceases to exist in fearful awe of my rage at the lack of display options in this video game. 

Tuesday 1:28PM
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1) That’s how kids have their hair now. I don’t get it either, but I don’t control it. Read more

Tuesday 12:54PM
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I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters. 

6/05/21 6:51PM
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Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask in a special $60 collection featuring no upgrades. 

6/05/21 12:50PM
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Nintendo’s presentation will probably be a showcase of “Fairly Good Photos from Pokemon Snap” together with a special tie-in to Pokemon Go: you can transfer your photos from one to the other! Read more

6/02/21 10:15PM
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It’ll always be kind of amazing how broken capitalism is that you can build an entire financial industry out of people like Notch Persson saying, “Well what the hell CAN one do with hundreds of millions of dollars?” All the biggest NFT buys seemed to be anonymous, thus likely trust-funders and accidental millionaires Read more

6/02/21 8:36PM
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Mario Kart 8 again, now featuring potholes and NPC pedestrian lanes!

6/02/21 8:27PM
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I never understood the hate for Other M. People complained about the characterization, but all they apparently wanted was “Grrr I’m a gruff space marine and I happen to be a woman BUT WE MUST NEVER TALK ABOUT IT.” And the game was fun!

6/02/21 8:25PM
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Look at this person expecting sequels rather than ports. You’ll get Cubivore 1 for $60 and like it! It’s got a special feature: if you press the + button while playing, it says, “Screw you, get back to your stupid game.”

6/02/21 3:33PM
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A lot of people thought the Wii U might be a portable console like the Switch is. Honestly the Wii U made no sense and was garbage, and I have one and still play it sometimes. Read more

6/02/21 3:22PM
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Sure we were. Those Neanderthals didn’t exterminate themselves, you know.

6/02/21 3:12PM
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My predictions:
1) Wii Music for Switch, coming Spring 2023
2) Playable Goomba in Smash Bros., coming January 2022
3-4) Switch (an all-new quadratically-improved 1/16-assed effort from Nintendo; the entire game is watching other people play 1-2 Switch and somehow enjoying themselves)

6/02/21 12:35PM
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I couldn’t read your post clearly, so I think you’re asking for ports of Yoshi’s Woolly World and Metroid: Other M on Switch. If so, you’re in luck!

6/02/21 12:32PM
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Coming simultaneously to the Switch and the next Nintendo system in 2026!

5/31/21 12:05AM
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Every time I can think of that a follow-up game/episode/movie has been released in a franchise after a very extended delay, the fanbase has always been extremely happy with it and moves on with their lives in short order. Read more