I suspect that would increase the approval ratings of both Scott and Santos.

What year are you living in?

The Merrick-Garlanding approach would be to simply not appoint anyone, sue in federal court over the Constitutionality of the law, and say he can’t do anything until the case is resolved (which would not be until after the next election in 2026, sadly, when the case becomes moot).

When a tragic thing happens to one of the worst people to ever exist, that’s a reason to celebrate.

The boomers said they were going to change the world by fucking and doing drugs, and then got old and voted for Trump. What a bunch of jerks.

I suspected based on your other comments that you were a gleeful and unrepentant criminal, and that was the real reason for your anti-cop screeds. You seem to be disingenuously using very real problems of police brutality to cloak your own desire just to not get caught, perhaps because you’re afraid daddy will cut off…

I played for years and spent money on events like Go Fest. But it’s really hard to care anymore. The frequent events made it feel like work, the steep leveling requirements made it feel like I was never making any progress, and the lack of any new Pokemon made it feel like I was always wasting time catching and…

The service has been godawful, especially for those of us who like games from older system (PS Now was way better). And I never play games online, so I won’t be missing much.

Trump’s goal here is probably to be so racist and so stupid that he provokes the judge into being mildly critical of him, then uses her “obvious bias” to win on appeal, after he’s delayed the trial sufficiently. It’s what he’s always done and how he’s always avoided real consequences.

And now I’ve learned that there’s a new season of Always Sunny, which made it worth posting here on Kotaku. What a dumb scandal this was...

I hate this guy, I really do, but I can’t help but think the reason they actually put him in jail (as opposed to letting him fuck off to Mar-a-Lago) is because he associated with Democrats and liberals. Again, he’s a truly awful person, but if he were a loyal Republican he would never have spent one day in jail. 

Answering my own question here, this is a reference to Firefly Funhouse.

Toward the end of his career, Wyatt took the WWE universe by storm with the debut of his new character, The Fiend: an amalgamation of a Blue’s Clues-esque TV host and a Freddy Krueger-like horror villain.

I don't have any idea who the character is, so I'm not judging the performance based on fealty to older iterations. Just that she seems able to express emotions. Boba Fett had the same problem. At least the Mandalorian had no real faces to show, so the expectations were lower, I guess.

Really wanted to like this. I know the actors are all great, but only Ray Stevenson and Mary Elizabeth Winstead seem able to emote under the atrocious direction (slow down, look cool, sound cryptic). 

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People who haven’t checked in with Star Wars since 1983 have bigger problems than Anakin’s force ghost to reckon with.

Lots of movies marketed to girls don’t end up being huge successes. Things like Mario or Transformers or Avengers are basically marketed to boys, but girls are expected to see those movies as well. On the other hand things marketed specifically to girls tend to do much worse since boys avoid them. The Barbie movie…

I think it’s something like “Ban abortion nationwide in exchange for Tuberville letting half the promotions through.”

Tuberville and his boys’ party also want women out of the military.