That actually sounds a bit disrespectful. 

I can think of at least one situation where someone spent tens of billions of dollars to buy something and immediately tried as hard as he could to fuck it up.

Naboo had two biomes and nobody appreciated it, so now every planet has just one again.

Most really successful business models are based on juicing the stock price, and those short-term gains are really driven by attention-getting announcements rather than good decisions. Musk has been very successful at this strategy because rich investors are really stupid. It’s the only thing he knows.

Don’t tell them anything about the last President then. 

4 tiny players together moving chaotically on a screen didn’t start with NSMB Wii, it started with Smash Bros.

Cool, never tried these.

Your fantasy life sounds vivid, but not a fun place to live.

100% same. My wife loves the Pikmin concept and game play, but can’t tolerate letting them die. Zero-death runs are definitely possible (I’ve done them in all three of the previous ones), but they require very high skill.

Yes, he’s clearly not saying these things because he still thinks the same way; it’s an apology.

Why are there 100 items in the inventory and only the pictures are shown, and I have to scroll through everything any time I want to do anything?

Brightblooms were so annoying. I felt like I spent half my time exploring underground, constantly throwing brightblooms around, and the controls were SO cumbersome. Would have liked to use the horse-call button to throw a flower for example.

I did it earlier than you but much later than I probably should have. The game really doesn’t push you very hard to do the multiple statue quests underground, and I figured the reward would be some other sword I probably couldn’t fit in my inventory anyway, so I wasn’t in a rush. The travel medallions are very…

The closest they came to doing this was Wii to Wii U, which was the worst sales they’ve ever done in a console. So unfortunately I can’t imagine they would try anything similar next time.

After three dozen articles on the game here, I was wondering if someone would still write an actual review. This one was an interesting read.

Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be an issue for him. Maybe a story for the nephews.

I don’t really enjoy building either. The early part of the game has lot of it; you keep attaching fans to mine carts and such. Later on you can get the autobuild which makes things easier, but also once you have shrines in lots of locations, you don’t really need to build things to get around. I mostly just get…

The Switch and the Wii each sold almost ten times as much as the Wii U. I knew it did badly, but didn’t know it was that bad.

I’m old enough to remember my father driving a crappy used Datsun in the 1980s, which was the second worst car he ever owned (beaten only by a Dodge Aries). I would never consider anything from Nissan or Chrysler, just based on that. 

I agree this is a good deal, and pretty much the only way to get discounts on Nintendo games within the first year or two of release. I got Zelda and Pikmin for $30 off.