I’m here from the future to tell you Dread does eventually come out in 2021.

Repeating the description of the blue rupee—”That’s five rupees!”—and unskippable cut scenes and s..l..o..w.....t..e..x..t were all features of Ocarina of Time, which as I recall was the Game of the Century. Weird how nobody remembers these things.

I absolutely bought a Pro subscription in order to get access to the PS5 sale. Which I managed to get today, and now I don’t have to spend any more weeks trying to get it from other retailers. Worth the $15, to me.

If she had jumped in front of a car on the highway during a typical rush hour in any American city, it would have caused a much worse pileup. In fact that’s not that unusual. Would you say people shouldn’t drive?

I just assumed it was on Switch and now I’m disappointed that I wasted time reading the article. 

Tied to the subscription. 

Nintendo actually priced them much higher on Wii and Wii U: $8 for a typical SNES game. Now it’s cheaper on Switch at $20 for a year with unlimited access to the core NES/SNES library. Everybody still complains though...

Zero Mission is available on the Wii U (since you say you own it). That’s how I played it. I will probably do a marathon on the Wii U before Dread comes out since you can play virtually all the Metroid games on it.

There are still some places where you can just be casually racist. The comments section of a video game blog will always be one of them. 

Remote invites have mostly solved this problem though. If you can get a somewhat reliable group of people to agree to jump in when you send out invitations, you can beat pretty much anything.

• One on One with Kirk Cameron: Season 1

I have relatively large hands, and had never actually watched someone use an N64 controller, so for quite a long time (maybe a few weeks or months) I was playing games like DK64 and Banjo Kazooie by holding it on both sides and reaching my thumb over to the stick in the middle. It was rather uncomfortable!

“I miss the good old days of E3"

Just until they win and can put all their enemies in concentration camps.

Cool made up numbers, bro.

I love seeing some troll come in with his stupid “both sides are just the same, you shud be smrt liek me” take, and immediately into it he starts going “Fuck off” to people who take his bait.

Exactly. It’s another thing for the “butwhatabout” lists. If anyone ever makes you uncomfortable by sharing some evidence with you, immediately switch to another phrase you heard from Fox News and make them argue that, until they get tired and you win.

Not everybody thought this. Bloomberg might just be kind of gullible. After all, Mike Bloomberg thought he was going to turn Florida blue by spending 75 cents on ads last year.