Megyn Kelly should be grateful for hard-left schooling. It’s the only way to create a “but I’m privileged!” resentment to fuel the next generation of right-wing whiners. You think Tuckers Carlson grow on trees!?

Those were the among the best games I played on the Wii U, so this would be a perfect slap in the face to those of us who bought one.

Now you know like 1% of what it was like to buy a Wii U at launch.

Actually, the Star Wars prequels were good.

I think every 3D Zelda game is like that, including Ocarina of Time. “You got a blue rupee, that’s five rupees!”

Metroid games have plots?

It was? I thought Fusion was great. I first played it on the Wii U, so it’s not like I have nostalgia goggles on.

Metroid Dread is a nice surprise for October 8. It was apparently un-abandoned from a game back in the early 2000s.

This sounds like one of the worst presentations of all time, which is probably still too optimistic. I would cut out about half of that, then add on the reveal that everybody has been taken off the Mario, Zelda, Metroid, and Pikmin teams to help with the crunch on Wii Music 2: Switch Music, due Holiday 2023.

Profoundly disappointed.

I have been following Nintendo news for 15 years, and no matter how low I set my expectations, I am almost always disappointed.

Very normal comment, well done, does not at all come off like a bitter ex-boyfriend/stalker.

Four-paragraph comment...

(Because I don’t care what you say, ain’t nobody doing no math on no Switch.)

Patrick Warburton as Lemony Snicket seems the epitome of erudition to me. I think he can play both ends of the intelligence spectrum. If you haven’t heard his narration in that series, it might change your mind.

Everything is the worst ever this moment. Nobody ever suffered even a little bit in history compared to the inconvenience I feel at this moment. Time itself ceases to exist in fearful awe of my rage at the lack of display options in this video game. 

1) That’s how kids have their hair now. I don’t get it either, but I don’t control it.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters. 

Maximum edginess.

Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask in a special $60 collection featuring no upgrades.