It made perfect sense to me. Maybe you have to be a male New Yorker to get how spitefully emasculating the insult is.
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Not everybody is like this, but I totally am. I would much rather be next to a busy highway or have a white noise machine blasting in my ear than have to listen to someone’s music or hear a heater rattling. My wife doesn’t get it: she’s repeatedly tried to convince me that the former is objectively louder than the…
Cuomo is a total piece of shit, who has been killing the schools and the subway for years. His new budget continues the austerity since apparently New York has been in a Great Depression for the past 10 years, regardless of what actually happens. Anyone who temporarily developed a crush on him should have been paying…
Just go to any suburban shopping center and look for the SUVs parked in the fire lane. There are more kids you can count sitting in the back seats playing on their phones. Just make sure you have a spare phone to entertain them with.
Hi, giant corporation here. When should I expect my payment of $10 billion? I have a stock buyback to get to before 5:00 pm today!
Jared seems like my elementary school child. “Dad, I’m bored!”
I bet all those D.C. statehood advocates are feeling pretty dumb now. D.C. is about to get ALL THE PPE.
Look, I support women all right?? Just not that woman or that woman or that one or--no, it’s OK, you don’t have to go through the whole list--but someday when the right woman comes along, I will be first in line to support her. (Please don’t check in four years from now.)
I want everybody, both the people who are being toxic and the people they’re being toxic to, to stop complaining about people who are toxic!
Absolutely. I live in a touristy town, which is as crowded as ever in spite of the shelter-in-place order. Lots of people just think they’re on an extended spring break.
Games for a system don’t disappear once new systems come out. In fact they often get cheaper! I have bought every Nintendo console since the N64 at launch, and I’m tired of being burned. I’ll buy it once the library is near complete, or if they don’t come out with more than what’s currently out, I’ll skip this…
In fairness, a lot of Republicans were “Never Trump” people until Trump got elected, when they completely sold their souls and joined the cult and went extra-all-in to prove they had never actually cared about those principles. Like everyone on RedState or National Review for example. This guy sounds very much like…
I think you missed the part of Idiocracy where Not Sure is thrown into the arena to be killed by the giant machines (Assdozer and the other one) in exchange for crashing the economy by convincing people not to buy Brawndo. Camacho immediately blames him and arranges to have him killed.
I’m sure the states with Republican governors will defy Trump’s wishes to cancel the election for 4 years, or however long we need to figure out what the hell’s going on. Republicans have shown themselves to be very principled since 2016.
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Still haven’t bought a Switch, and won’t until all the rumored games actually come out. These too sound like vaporware.
You and your optimism. They will cost $60 and stay $60 for five years.
Pitchforks and guillotines? How is that a downer?
As a left-winger with a number of Trumpie-supporting family members, I assure you they will be very happy when we are dead. The oldest ones still think family comes first, but the Boomer Trumpies are ready to write “Here lies a lib who sucked it” on my tombstone.