My parents divorced and got along much better afterwards (including still hanging out together with us every once or twice a week). 

I never understood why Wifi for watching movies is free, while Wifi for checking email is $10 for 30 minutes (and basically impossible to use because everybody is watching movies for free with it). 

I have absolutely seen it, and it’s not that rare. Most common with parents who have young kids. I used to complain about them before I had a kid of my own. Then I had a kid, taught him from a very young age that you had to be totally quiet on a train/bus/airplane and how to wear headphones, and now I complain about…

This take feels like me going on Deadspin as a paid writer and penning an article about how I don’t care about baseball. “Why is it 9 innings instead of 10? 9 isn’t an even number. And why isn’t the 7th inning stretch in the 4th inning? So stupid.”

Yes, you might be taking crazy pills. Try reading my response if you want a debate. I addressed why you don’t protest at the Chinese embassy, you silly person. 

This complicated plan is basically similar to the ACA. Whether it works depends on a lot of assumptions and some fairly complicated factors. Maybe it’s perfect, but who’s going to get inspired by “the invanz compromise plan”? Sometimes a simple plan that covers everybody is the easiest way to cover everybody, rather…

He’s not ready for his own show, but he could co-host with Claire McCaskill to give advice on how to not win Senate races in your home state. 

Blizzard is an American company that Americans can do something about.

Hey look, it’s Actually Man! Here he comes to just ask questions, that’s all.

O'Connor was both a dunce and a huge Republican activist. I appreciate your ability to imagine the two could ever be separate. But in any case they weren't for her.

Pete Buttigieg is the Ben Carson or Carly Fiorina of this primary season. Even if he somehow does break out of single digits for a few weeks, he will immediately fade back into obscurity, and his name will become one of those “Damn, can you believe we almost voted for this guy?”

Most pizza I’ve had is significantly better than New York pizza. Burned crust, burned sauce, minimal cheese, but hey look at the size of it! It took a lot of energy to burn this much pizza, you can almost taste the kilowatt-hours.

It’ll be fine when algorithms are driving all the cars though.

I totally agree that taxes should pay for services that people benefit from, and that’s more true in Canada than in the US (where most of our taxes pay for military adventures in other countries).

White privilege is when white Americans own all the companies that make their products in China for low wages and saying, “How come China has all those jobs that white Americans want?” 

Considering the class-action lawsuit over joystick drift, it seems that even new Switches are broken right out of the box. Buying a refurbished one seems like an especially bad idea.

Considering the class-action lawsuit over joystick drift, it seems that even new Switches are broken right out of…

Short-sell this stock right now. There ARE rich people stupid enough to believe this, and all their money should be taken. 

It will work perfectly. Like your phone. Your phone works perfectly.

Keyword and keyword, sitting in a tree...

Now come on, be fair. This is a long-term goal.