rant.
rant.
"it is cold and complex."
in technology terms - giz is the huffington post.
this isn't really a technology blog anymore.
Its because they're all bizarrely short stubs with large type as well. There was a piece about burnt frying pans there the other day. And who could forget the special about hammers? Anything relating to tech is a link to engadget or BGR or whoever. It's mindboggling how far and how fast this place has fallen. I think…
I'm looking at a picture of two frying pans. Some allusion has been made to galaxies. What?
this is jesus diaz on lego and I **Just Can't Read It**. It's a weird compressed splurge of stuff beside an ad and a bunch of other static links. Heuristically - please remember - a ton of static non-responsive stuff over one third of the page when i scroll - not good. not a cognitive happy.
I'm babbling about the fact that this blog is going down the toilet before our eyes.
sure - but this is a thing. Giz is editorially in, to be polite, flux. I was burbling on, but there are pretty serious editorial issues here. Giz doesn't deserve this kind of crazy.
like there's this - (for a billion pounds)
after iphone 4, there has to be a way for gizmodo to be an editorially coherent player - you need some boring reviews to take the heat off you. you haven't had them, i went to engadget for them. you are what you are. settle down and just be pithy. its a long game no?
or something - engadget is the dutiful straight take, giz is supposed to be smarter, giz is meant to be private eye [www.private-eye.co.uk] you know?
this is supposed to be a premium thought space for technology. this is what gizmodo is supposed to be.
oh yes - make me pink - that's the thing to do. you frenzied idiotic sods you.
you mentallers! I don't care about the fight night ad. Why can i not stop watching it? why have you stopped reviewing anything? are you about hammers and spiders? whatever they said at the meeting was bullshit! Are you insane? Are you on an ad violence mission? is this hubris? YOU ARE DYING.
Yes! Lets make lists while Rome burns! snazzy - just stop breaking my adblocker.
no wait - is this for real? is this a surrealist trap? how bad is this getting? Ads crawling past the adblocker like zombies, auto write articles? buy tequila people. Casey chan is writing like a man desperate. give that man tequila!
also I'm getting weird russian pop ups in green over the header sections. they look very weird. your site is dying right? i mean - its dying.
the ad got through ad blocker again - well done. I'm heading for tesco for sure for my groceries, well played gizmodo. your content is dead, there is some blamonge of crap over this comment area - this is like being on a poker site. good game, good game.
jesus gizmodo. change it back somehow. the ads are getting through adblocker, I don't want to click on anything, the app reviews used to be my religion. this.. is just horrible.