This is the only correct opinion. 

IM DRUNK AND I WILL LEGIT BUY A PIG RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

I hope this means we’ll never have to hear about Avenatti 2020 ever again.

How long have you worked for Amazon?

Presumably there are not many books available at distant antarctic outposts and Savitsky is a lover of literature.

Just sayin’.

Forget it, Milt.  It’s Gawkertown.

I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

Can we just disconnect Europe from the internet completely? That's what they want.

Just when I thought it was safe to Internet again...

Thanks for having the vision and sharing with it with us all (licensing fees and all). RIP

Lysistrata for ALL of them!

It also looks like nature beat us to the punch in inventing the notch...

A congeniality of contestants

it was originally supposed to be about Kavanaugh’s first day on the Supreme Court, but that’s too depressing to think about

Same shit as yesterday.  Jez writers are really really starting to suck. 

Is hating on Taylor Swift no matter what a specific rider in the employment contract with Jezebel?

I know people have a lot of problems with Taylor Swift, but I’m glad she’s finally realised that this is not the time for silence and political neutrality.