I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

My husband does that 70 mile bike ride up a mountain shit. I made it very clear when we first got together that I will never join him on those, super not my idea of fun. I did get a bike (one not made to go up mountains) and we go for more reasonable 10-20 mile bike rides in the flats of the east bay. Those are…

All that crazy banning sounds like what happens here lol.

Aren’t we going to dish their gowns? This is an awards show, after all.

That is the most brilliant and perfect idea!

It’s bad how hard this made me laugh. lol

Well, you can “poor Wendy” her, but I’m fine with it.

“Oh my god, left boob. Have you seen The Sixth Sense?”

That would give new meaning to this!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

I am 100% behind this.

I want trump to die more than anything.

I imagine for parakeets you would want to use the .300 Winchester Magnum. Nice flat trajectory and enough stopping power to drop one of these marauders in its tracks.

This is the only correct opinion. 

IM DRUNK AND I WILL LEGIT BUY A PIG RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

I hope this means we’ll never have to hear about Avenatti 2020 ever again.

Presumably there are not many books available at distant antarctic outposts and Savitsky is a lover of literature.

Just sayin’.

Forget it, Milt.  It’s Gawkertown.

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.