I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

My husband does that 70 mile bike ride up a mountain shit. I made it very clear when we first got together that I will never join him on those, super not my idea of fun. I did get a bike (one not made to go up mountains) and we go for more reasonable 10-20 mile bike rides in the flats of the east bay. Those are…

It’s hard to tell if anything is actually there, but if you zoom in, you can pretty clearly see the smog surrounding the Chinese lander, so you know it’s there.

All that crazy banning sounds like what happens here lol.

“P-O-E ... O - P - E”

Aren’t we going to dish their gowns? This is an awards show, after all.

That is the most brilliant and perfect idea!

It’s bad how hard this made me laugh. lol

Well, you can “poor Wendy” her, but I’m fine with it.

“Oh my god, left boob. Have you seen The Sixth Sense?”

That would give new meaning to this!

You seem to have forgotten to include the link between the governments ability to store lots of texts, and somebody actually reading 2.27 trillion messages. Nobody cares about your convo with your husband/wife/whoever.

Oh, please and oh, please again.

Is anyone even slightly surprised that a company called “Swarm Technologies” did something they weren’t supposed to?

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

I am 100% behind this.

I want trump to die more than anything.

You can buy the entire Buffy on dvd for like $50, Firefly, even less.  Angel is trash, so who cares.

Hang gliding, you’re doing it wrong.

I imagine for parakeets you would want to use the .300 Winchester Magnum. Nice flat trajectory and enough stopping power to drop one of these marauders in its tracks.