Just when I thought it was safe to Internet again...

Lysistrata for ALL of them!

A congeniality of contestants

it was originally supposed to be about Kavanaugh’s first day on the Supreme Court, but that’s too depressing to think about

Same shit as yesterday.  Jez writers are really really starting to suck. 

Is hating on Taylor Swift no matter what a specific rider in the employment contract with Jezebel?

NGL, I don’t really feel like a an actual “fan”, but I like her songs.

I’m a Tennessean and we really need all the help we can get, so I’m pretty thankful for Taylor Swift speaking up. Marsha Blackburn is a fucking scourge and deserves the guillotine, honestly. 

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

I know people have a lot of problems with Taylor Swift, but I’m glad she’s finally realised that this is not the time for silence and political neutrality.

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

Nevada State Supreme Court? Yes you may. 

I renewed mine right before the end of 2016. I’m a trans woman, so making sure I had up-to-date documents was a really high priority, given the tide of fecal matter that was sweeping into the federal government.

The ends justify the memes.

Boy, Butina must have a hell of a lawyer to get her hearing pushed out that far.

Watching Roger Stone end up in handcuffs will be a singularly amazing moment. I hope Mueller throws the book, the sequel to the book, the prequel to the book, the book spinoffs, the TV script for the book, the movie script for the book after the TV series, the script for the edgy reboot of the TV series of the book,…

Man. My girlfriend swears by MASH, but I can’t get over my childhood biases that see it as nothing more than “that thing that comes on to tell me my cartoons are over.”

Meh, good on her for trying, and she's only wasting her own time.