Go fuck yourself.

Collusion?

Not half as obscure as the law covering the President’s skincare regime; the Emollients Clauses.

The only thing that should be metallic champagne is a Chrysler Town & Country minivan.

A clever checksheet for the fucking.

WHAT ASSAULT RIFLE DID THE GUNMAN USE?

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I’m stunned by this. My own experience as an enlisted person in the Army was that the military was the most diverse neighborhood in America. My fellow soldiers were literally from all walks of life, all races, all religions, and we all had 1 very important thing in common- we were poor. More than anything we shared…

It’s a mischaracterization to paint Amazon as the sole big bad here. The original proposal was so myopic that the mind reels at the thought it was likely to pass in the first place. Amazon is shitty for countless reasons and they (often frustratingly) prefer to do things “their” way, but they alone didn’t create this…

Just need a title.

I was able to stop vomiting just long enough to give you a star.

Seriously, can’t you just take a trip over to the Univision floors and just double-check with . . . well, pretty much anyone there?

Too many Wangs in China!

People will show up at the theater and there’s no movie and the only thing to eat is a half bag of stale raisinettes someone found on the floor.

Me llamo T-Bone?

I assume it looks like this...