Choire doesn’t like it.

Time for Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza to debut as America’s lovable lesbian con-artist couple who troll Mar-a-lago for rich and clueless victims of election fraud and taunt them a second time.

Astrology is bunk.  And everyone knows Pluto belongs to Taylor Swift. It has her heart right across the planet!

She looks just like Julia Allison.

Now all Taylor has to do is take me out for sushi.

Combat. Taylor’s ready for combat. She says she don’t want that. But what if she do?

Chief Nodal Officer

When it rains, it pours.

If Plaza really wants to make some headway, she’ll do a lesbian buddy picture with Anna Kendrick.

So, he’s making The Handmaid’s Tail?

He has network connectivity problems.

She lifted someone’s story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day she was shootin off her mouth,
And now she’s all shocked that it’s all gone south.

She’s at the Hayden Panettierium with Neil Degrasse Tyson.

I’m sure he’s delicious either way.

The future is quantum qubits.

You’ll have to answer to the Coca Cola company.

Why not?  Trump is mostly hallucinating, why not you?

I have never met nor been harassed by a Terf, which is lucky for them.

He could have had it all, but he blew it. Sorry, Taylor.

My money’s on Pink.