Mean Girls the Awakening

Newt Gingrich should have another mint.  They’re wafer thin.

There is a certain twisted logic to this.  For example, lying to the FBI is a crime, but not talking to them at all is fine.

Brokaw’s discussion group meets on Wednesdays at 4:30pm at the Outback Steakhouse.  No rules, just right.

Lindsay is on fyre lately.

This article is a masterpiece, a doctoral thesis for the ages. Magnificent!

They should get Tracy Morgan to replace her, as Brian Fellows.

Humans and cats do work together, now and in the future.

Now do Nick Denton.

His next wife comes with free shipping!

The Space Force pays for itself in product placement and toy deals.

The safety ambassadors have a zero tolerance policy on monkey herpes.

You can get two Quarter Pounders at McDonald’s right now for $5.

I thought they might be smoking some wax extract.

This apartment is where Janet from The Good Place lives.

It is the gigantic dick of Space Force.

You said the Black Eyed Peas were gonna be here.

When you’ve got a star on Jezebel, they let you do it.  You can do anything.

Yeah, I’ve been posting here for years and no star.

I’m going to smoke a fuck load of weed and fall asleep by 10pm.  I’ll be fine.