I like to read the Old Testament in Loius C.K.’s voice.

In 2020, he’s changing it to “Fetch”

That golden piano is the only thing keeping the island of Great Britain afloat.  Just needs a little tuning, is all.

THC-infused dark chocolate with sea salt and almonds. Happy Merry!

Since we’ve no place to go,

In 10 years, they’ll just be loading them onto buses to release into the cites and towns as if they were stocking the lake from a fish hatchery.

What I thought the headline said.  :)

The last two years have been a glorious ride.

It may not be part of the script, but it’s always been part of the dialog, and always will be.

I thought we withdrew US troops from Wakanda?

CBS got the message, five by five.

Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza. Their Mission, Your Future.

There were similar questions in the ‘80s.

Kate wears pantyhose.  Meghan, not so much.  That’s all I’ve got.

This is stupid. This is why they mock you.

They should become Lutherans instead.

I’m sorry. I just won’t be able to buy the narrative of oppression and misery without the singing.  It’s a hard knock life, I know.

That picture is from Pareene’s apartment, isn’t it?

Trump Shoes.