same here. 

Nevada State Supreme Court? Yes you may. 

I renewed mine right before the end of 2016. I’m a trans woman, so making sure I had up-to-date documents was a really high priority, given the tide of fecal matter that was sweeping into the federal government.

The ends justify the memes.

Boy, Butina must have a hell of a lawyer to get her hearing pushed out that far.

Watching Roger Stone end up in handcuffs will be a singularly amazing moment. I hope Mueller throws the book, the sequel to the book, the prequel to the book, the book spinoffs, the TV script for the book, the movie script for the book after the TV series, the script for the edgy reboot of the TV series of the book,…

Man. My girlfriend swears by MASH, but I can’t get over my childhood biases that see it as nothing more than “that thing that comes on to tell me my cartoons are over.”

Meh, good on her for trying, and she's only wasting her own time.  

Go fuck yourself.

Collusion?

Not half as obscure as the law covering the President’s skincare regime; the Emollients Clauses.

The only thing that should be metallic champagne is a Chrysler Town & Country minivan.

A clever checksheet for the fucking.

WHAT ASSAULT RIFLE DID THE GUNMAN USE?

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.