I honestly think you ought to calm down, take a stress pill and think things over…

Can we send Trump out to swap the AE35 unit?

I broke the diffuser attachment, and I couldn’t find a replacement that fit. So I had to replace an otherwise-fine hair dryer just to get a new diffuser. Curly hair problems. (I also have trouble finding a hair tools storage thingy that accommodates a diffuser.)

Only the sultan can afford Sugru!

This needs way more stars

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“Google’s management goes to extreme — and illegal — lengths to encourage hiring managers to take protected categories such as race and/or gender into consideration as determinative hiring factors, to the detriment of Caucasian and male employees and potential employees at Google,” reads the 161-page complaint.

You have to live your next life as a dung beetle, tough.

Cotd

My friend, who is a gay man, posted on Facebook ‘Donald Trump is as much a stable genius as I am a raging heterosexual.’

I think the most instructive view of this book is not as a clear, accurate depiction of what’s been going on inside this White House, but rather as a clear, accurate depiction of what staffers inside this White House are willing to say to each other and random reporters standing around in the corners.

To be fair to Ivanka, she makes fun of everyone’s hair behind their backs. #meangirls

Yep. I held a clearance in the military and if I had done what Hillary and her staff are on record as doing, I would be at Leavenworth making big rocks into little rocks for the next 20 years.

You can almost guarantee that if he follows through, there are going to be some massive ‘smoke protests’ outside of the statehouses, and likely outside the whitehouse.

Stupid elf. If you eliminate the munchies no one will buy your cookies.

*There is, however, on ‘This sick beat™,’ amirite?

That’s what the FBI could never understand. That what Paulie and the organization does is offer protection for people who can’t go to the cops. That’s it. That’s all. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.

I keep a red scrunchie in a drawer in case there is ever a question about who is in charge ;)

It’s covered elsewhere in the day.