My friend, who is a gay man, posted on Facebook ‘Donald Trump is as much a stable genius as I am a raging heterosexual.’

I think the most instructive view of this book is not as a clear, accurate depiction of what’s been going on inside this White House, but rather as a clear, accurate depiction of what staffers inside this White House are willing to say to each other and random reporters standing around in the corners.

To be fair to Ivanka, she makes fun of everyone’s hair behind their backs. #meangirls

Yep. I held a clearance in the military and if I had done what Hillary and her staff are on record as doing, I would be at Leavenworth making big rocks into little rocks for the next 20 years.

You can almost guarantee that if he follows through, there are going to be some massive ‘smoke protests’ outside of the statehouses, and likely outside the whitehouse.

Stupid elf. If you eliminate the munchies no one will buy your cookies.

*There is, however, on ‘This sick beat™,’ amirite?

That’s what the FBI could never understand. That what Paulie and the organization does is offer protection for people who can’t go to the cops. That’s it. That’s all. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.

I keep a red scrunchie in a drawer in case there is ever a question about who is in charge ;)

It’s covered elsewhere in the day.

Fucking leave. There’s your Seattle tip.

Don’t come here if you are working for Amazon or any other tech company. Seriously, we are on the verge of hanging newcomers in public executions. Y’all made our rents double. Y’all made the traffic unbearable. Y’all then sit around and bitch about how you can’t make friends here and that the “Seattle Freeze” is…

One can only hope.

Excuse me, but there’s only one breakfast worth having.

Would finally watch their stupid show for this.

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Obviously this is material suited for an adult audience. I can tell because it has an exxon it.

COTD!

Well, since no one else is going to ask the important questions...