I would say, tho, that this is the only scenario where I could see us finally switching to renewable energy sources. Every dude I know would do absolutely anything to not know about menstruation.

It dings when there’s stuff.

He’d never eat a clam without Mother there.

Oh Girl, I’d be happy for just the hot cocoa.

Nah, they’d never use that filthy French word.

The Princess America needs in 2017

That’s another really great idea!

Awkafina actually has a little bit in common with Aquafina.

You’re a genius

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.

They probably got the same facelift from the catalog.

This is heartbreaking so instead I will pretend this article was about what I first thought upon reading the headline, which is: a schnauzer who is 81 years old and also a queen.

The crime these children committed was pretty straight foward. Being black.

Picture taken with someone she never met before at Katy perry’ s 25 birthday party... ask Katy who her friends are.

Boom! Roasted.

I misread your first comment as some “women ain’t got it tough cause soldiers” bullshit. Sorry about that.

Headline in alternate universe:

Man, right now...I don’t even care about that last one. My sinuses are acting up and I didn’t get enough sleep. Gotta go sometime...

Well Trump really is our first transgender president — he’s a pussy who regularly acts like a dick.

Air Assault!