You just know she ran right out and got a $10,000 Tiffany’s frame to display it in her extremely twee apartment.

Feature trans actors in trans roles.

No. Shoo, old man.

Like instead of a wacky guy in a trench coat, maybe: your boss! That police officer? Your good friend.

How fitting that he’s the first one fleeing in this brilliant Youtube video. From Russia, with love!

There’s probably not much they can do about the rats and roaches. General Kelly uses them to identify leakers and saboteurs; he claims that he can communicate with them telepathically and see through their eyes, enabling him to monitor everyone and everything in the WH without creating subpoena-able audio or video…

Don’t worry, he’ll launch his own magazine, so that he can name himself Person of the Year every month. It will be called THIRST. Look for it on newsstands nowhere (we all know that motherfucker can’t read anyway).

Oddly something in me just snapped and I started doing the same. I was a prolific Amazon shopper

Prepare for the onslaught of loyal Amazon tech worker commenters spouting #notjustamazon #amazonactuallyhelpsseattle b.s. in 3-2-1...

I live in Seattle, and my husband and I have also started greatly limiting our use of amazon (I got the nook app and we both buy ebooks from Barnes and noble now). Im in a class now that I thought was about metadata, but the teacher is essentially using it for market research for amazon. I was annoyed that literally…

I would imagine that any artist that wants to sell a lot of albums and thus end up selling more tour tickets and merch etc etc would release songs anywhere they could to try to increase their popularity. This seems like smart business to me? Idk, I can’t hate T.S. the way Jez wants me to and see everything she does as…

The huge influx of Amazon money has basically obliterated any kind of affordable housing in Seattle.

Ha, that’d be the day! Taylor would never publicly say something even that tiny bit political, and in any case, I’m pretty sure she’s the same as Lena in terms of ultra privileged white woman who only cares about feminism that benefits her directly.

Do it! PUSH THE BUTTON!

I’ve already banned them both. China keeps copying me.

We can ban them from USA too, it’s ok.

Not too surprising. President Xi has long been a member of Taylor Swift’s posse. It’s a shame that Hadid became collateral damage!

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I mean, what does policy have to do with governance!?

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.