As explained in the video, the male’s body is still being controlled by nerves in its abdomen, and “it can still get the job done.”

It’s “crypto-currency.” Can’t they get it back by just believing really hard and clapping their hands 3 times?

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Yeah, I’m not opposed to gun control I just have no faith it could ever be executed successfully in the US. Conservative people here would rebel and it would break the country. It’s never happening.

Something tells me concepts like bisexuality are not sufficiently in keeping with the unambiguously black-and-white outrage so central to discourse on Twitter.

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Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Well you don’t have to worry about the old Taylor anymore. Because she’s dead.

Brussels sprouts are a crime.

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This girl is still a thing?

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

I’m with you regarding Texas’ laws, politicians, and esp their schoolboards, but there’s fellow humans hurtin’ down there no matter the color of their yard sign.

“Hey, Torquemada, what’s an affray?”

No, but he CAN go fuck himself.

If it helps, you’ve got my support! Women scientists who happen to be beautiful, smart, and committed? Yas please!

I may not like John McCain, but I wouldn’t wish this particular death on anyone. As a fellow member of the human race, I’m sending him and his family prayers.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

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