You can almost guarantee that if he follows through, there are going to be some massive ‘smoke protests’ outside of the statehouses, and likely outside the whitehouse.

Stupid elf. If you eliminate the munchies no one will buy your cookies.

Sheesh...with prawns like these, who needs anemones?

*There is, however, on ‘This sick beat™,’ amirite?

That’s what the FBI could never understand. That what Paulie and the organization does is offer protection for people who can’t go to the cops. That’s it. That’s all. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.

I keep a red scrunchie in a drawer in case there is ever a question about who is in charge ;)

It’s covered elsewhere in the day.

Fucking leave. There’s your Seattle tip.

Don’t come here if you are working for Amazon or any other tech company. Seriously, we are on the verge of hanging newcomers in public executions. Y’all made our rents double. Y’all made the traffic unbearable. Y’all then sit around and bitch about how you can’t make friends here and that the “Seattle Freeze” is…

One can only hope.

Excuse me, but there’s only one breakfast worth having.

I order all my water well-done. With ketchup. Okay, I drink ketchup, you got me.

Would finally watch their stupid show for this.

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Bless the Maker!
*Proceeds to shout “Muad’Dib” into microphone during PUBG matches in an attempt to short nearby HDD’s out*

Obviously this is material suited for an adult audience. I can tell because it has an exxon it.

COTD!

Well, since no one else is going to ask the important questions...

I would say, tho, that this is the only scenario where I could see us finally switching to renewable energy sources. Every dude I know would do absolutely anything to not know about menstruation.