Nah, they’d never use that filthy French word.

The Princess America needs in 2017

That’s another really great idea!

Awkafina actually has a little bit in common with Aquafina.

You’re a genius

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.

They probably got the same facelift from the catalog.

This is heartbreaking so instead I will pretend this article was about what I first thought upon reading the headline, which is: a schnauzer who is 81 years old and also a queen.

The crime these children committed was pretty straight foward. Being black.

Picture taken with someone she never met before at Katy perry’ s 25 birthday party... ask Katy who her friends are.

Boom! Roasted.

I misread your first comment as some “women ain’t got it tough cause soldiers” bullshit. Sorry about that.

Headline in alternate universe:

Man, right now...I don’t even care about that last one. My sinuses are acting up and I didn’t get enough sleep. Gotta go sometime...

Well Trump really is our first transgender president — he’s a pussy who regularly acts like a dick.

Air Assault!

You just know she ran right out and got a $10,000 Tiffany’s frame to display it in her extremely twee apartment.

Feature trans actors in trans roles.

No. Shoo, old man.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.