I’m happier than I’ve ever been before.

Bravo! You being the happiest you’ve ever been is the best news I’m heard today. :)

I’m happy for you, and I hope your new job will give you a bit of a fresh start.

“Gotta admit, her tits look pretty good in this pic.” DJT

Wow.

Trump will be fine as long as the one woman he cares about doesn’t snub him.

He’s just a redhead standing in front of a mic

Privilege, coming to a theater near you from Sony Pictures.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

You rock.

Lock him up and throw away the key lime pie.

Any woman who voluntarily joined this White House can go fuck themselves.

Yeah, heaven forfend that fun is had PUBLICLY and UNIRONICALLY and also that your boyfriend wears a dorky shirt for fear that the Internet commentariat comes for you.

I wouldn’t have thought someone could come up with a fresh joke about this and yet here you are. :-)

What’s terrible is that we KNEW all of that before the election but people voted for him anyways. It doesn’t matter that he lost the popular vote, the fact that anyone saw fit to vote for him for President is a national embarassment.

I bet you could go to any high school in the US, scoop up their senior class president, and find someone with more leadership skills than our grifter in chief.

Personally, I see him drafting the yuger, greatest Trumpcare bill whether he’s free or jailed.

I wonder if Chris Pratt is legit cringing. He seems fairly conservative in certain ways although I’m not sure about religion.

LDS finds that evil. I can’t stop laughing.

Veronica Mars is in a league of its own, and by far the most amazing teen-drama of all time. I’m a superfan and therefore biased. I couldn’t get into PLL because I thought it was a dumb concept.