Do vaccines cause autism? Of course they don’t. Don’t be a dumbass. Seriously, vaccines are safe, please use them. Don’t listen to a bunch of uneducated cockwombles spouting bullshit.

The cocaine is a perfect aid to staying awake through a Lana Del Rey set.

I didn’t even get that, but anyone with the brass to demand a star should get one. Catch it before it falls;)

That first header pic is so ‘shopped I couldn’t even recognize Mariah.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

He’s a crafty old fucker, no doubt about that. Pretty sure he can recollect more than he says he can, and that he doesn’t always talk with an accent that thick, either.

Worst. Refrigerator. Poetry. Kit. Ever.

Shooting a giant gun into a serene natural setting while talking about the importance of protecting life may be the most Republican thing I’ve ever seen. Amazing.

omg posted the same. Assuming we are both old. I kind of remember this

I know Chris Christie has actually taken a very pro-active role in trying to push Trump into some sort of concern. I can’t stand Chris Christie. But I do trust his opinion when it comes to addiction.

Now I don’t know much about Steve King but he appears to be a caricature of conservitism. Now I have read enough Stephen King to know that he is clearly being controlled by a far more cunning and insidious puppet master who I think is really Randall Flagg.

Keep it classy, Democrats:

While I don’t condone violence, unless it’s a last resort… And I personally don’t think our situation will escalate to armed conflict… Here are a few words of advice from a well-armed liberal.

I second lurker’s suggestion! Money is all that matters to these people. Inform these companies that you can’t work in those states. If the companies have enough trouble attracting talent they will eventually complain to legislators or relocate.

As a resident of one of those former Confederate states, I wish you would move here. We need you!

I hope you respond to each and every offer with a detail of exactly why the offer is going into the bin. They should know that the policy of their location is losing them talent.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

At some point they’re going to bring back dueling. It’s Texas, so you know everybody already brought their own pistol.

There’s also the matter of all the fake medals and shit he wears. Then again:

He didn't give a fuck about this list.