If Alex cuts himself on something accidentally, the blood will blend right in.

One can only hope that at the next public hanging, Cindy is the Guest of Honor.

Transwoman veteran here. Crenshaw is a Trumper. Trump wants to erase people like me. The Army couldn’t do it, Crenshaw can’t do it, and Trump can’t do it either.

Victoria’s Secret is the new Frederick’s of Hollywood.  No.

I am better than Ice-T in exactly one way.

She ended up with Miss Vivienne Scarlet in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick, and to find out what happened after that you’ll need to visit another website.  But, you can speculate below.

The owls are not what they seem.

Luv ya, Hills, but ya gotta go. Otherwise, you’ll just spoil it for everyone.

I have to give myself a shot every week, so I look, sure.

You’re a cold-hearted snake.

No means no.

Rhihanna! Rhihanna! Beyonce Beyonce!

Trump has one of these for the Constitution.

No, I have never noticed this.

Bisexual lighting promotes sexual healing.

PPAP

Shake it off!

Just stop having sex with Republican men altogether.  Nothing for them. 

This article is vaguely disturbing.

Like a salty fatty hot dog, the other instant gratification “meal” is the White Castle Cheeseburger, otherwise known as the slider.  Ready in less than a minute.