At least they’re not under artillery fire.  Yet.

I guess you’ve yet to meet the excess heat of the Core I9.

Would you please set fire to my bedroom?

They take the image you upload and calculate a mathematical hash on the bits therein, and use the hash value to compare with hashes of other photos, so that wouldn’t work.

There is no way Beyonce and Jay-Z are in the Illuminati.

If you have an Alexa, you deserve whatever you get. Amazon sucks.

I loved him in The Devils Advocate. That was a RomCom for the ages!

“I tried to run a clean campaign, but they fought me at every turn. I tried to reason with them, but they wouldn’t listen to me. But then, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic,that it was they that had the master key to the Gadsden Mall and the young ladies. All of them.”

If this guy wants to stretch his 15 minutes, he’s going to have to get a role on General Hospital.

Fibble fabble!

They need to do this, but in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 sort of way, with a panel of snarky women comedians making pithy comments over the “action.”

Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza are perfect for this.

I have a design! A giant penis behind a reflecting pool of liquefied placenta.

Giuliani needs to wear a big time wrestling outfit.

They’re not the only ones.

A future President of the United States, if there is one.

What is that pin he’s wearing? Is it a miniature choo-choo train?

I’ll bet Tiffany Trump could write a horror novel.

Wait until Taylor Swift writes a song about him.

Once I saw her hanging with Christopher Moltisanti at the club before she went into the ladies room to powder her nose.