His testimony before the Senate panel: “It’s a series of tubes.”

At Peanutbutter Jelly Time. That’s when.

Compared to other borders I’ve seen, I wouldn’t exactly call the US-Mexico border “militarized”. I looked at the Soviet 8th Tank Guards Army through binoculars in West Germany, back in the day. Now, that was militarized.

I didn’t watch Rosanne back in the day and I have no reason to ever watch now.

His dick is a Möbius strip of evil.

This time Clarissa should be married to Samantha and Darrin.

It would be better this time if they did it with the Buffy Bot.

She looks like she’s watching a Taylor Swift video on her spoon.

Came here for this.

Lamb is delicious. Lamb for the people!

Trump Caviar.

Lesbian Buffy and I’m in.

Haha, “formal” transition. There’s a ceremony conducted by a magistrate, among other things. You have to be consecrated and purified. Ennobled.

Republicans are going to make every teacher write a paper on Kelly Anne Conway and the Hatch Act.

The people at Dick’s have made their cake and now they must lie upon it.

I’m investing all my money into Old Bay Seasoning.

Such wonderful memories of Pareen, Richard, and Choire.

Ooooh, this time make her a supervillain who uses radiation to raise an army of monsters (played by Lady Gaga) to overthrow the patriarchy and bring peace to the world.

Don’t worry, they’ll be replaced by parking tickets.