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This is nice, but what I’d rather see are articles of Impeachment against Trump.

Trump has decided to abandon the free market and subsidize Taylor Swift tickets. MAGA!

Suicide Squad

Equal Justice Highest Bidder

There is nothing the people who live on the water hate more than the Duck boats. Whole neighborhood associations preparing lawsuits to keep them out.

Don’t come here at all. We don’t want you.

That’s sad. It also sounds very New York. Come to Seattle.

The Republicans will go extinct long before Chocolate does.

Haben Knochensporne, kein Eisenkreuz.

I do my searching on Bing instead of Google and get Microsoft Reward points which I trade for free Starbucks cards, which I use to get free egg sandwiches. You can get about one per month. Thanks, Microsoft. Thanks, Starbucks. It’s more than Google ever did for me. If DuckDuckGo would give away free duck sandwiches,

3-1 that Taylor Swift is the father.

Trump’s mad that they took away his favorite candy.

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The snake said, “Look what you made me do.”

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The snake said, “Look what you made me do.”

Yes. Yes you are. Now ungrey me, you ungrateful nerfherder.

The one time I was at the Dr. Phil show, the took me directly to a Sephora.

Trump Country. See Marlboro Country. A mythical land of toxic masculinity and poor decision making, where PI is eaten for its flavor and not the ratio of its diameter to its circumference.

The silence comes when *female protagonist* realizes the most effective training for the Force is goat yoga.

I don’t know. You’ll have to google it. I google everything with Bing now.

In this episode, Selma Blair morphs into a bee.