So, Tom Cruise, then?

Now we know where Donald Trump gets his toupee hair.

Giant Pink Dong - See Bono.

Women think of Bono as a giant pink dong that went Limp Bizkit.

Helen Hunt, who I think about every day, and Paul Reiser, whose name I had to Google...

Something something ... gifthorse mouth.

Really? Then I hope the show is a massive failure.

Substitute Roy Moore for Taylor Swift and you have my vote. Otherwise, war.

Slick.

Big Oil wins again.

Yes, the serenity of a funeral. America’s funeral.

Can they bring the Democrats back into power? Doesn’t have to be Clinton.

Ryan Murphy better watch out or Olivia will take him for a “ride” in her Beaver.

That’s a straight-up Pence move.

Cake, as in “let them eat.”

If you’re worried about what to wear to the #Resistance, you’re part of the problem.

No me gusta.

The show should start with her getting appointed as a Congressional page. Then she can see the face of true evil close up. Throw in a little #MeToo and some Eye of Newt (Gingrich) and you have a winner.

Coals to Newcastle

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