This is why Sheldon Adelson has given so much money to the Republicans.

He’s got to masturbate to something.

“I ate his human rights with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

Nobody, because there is no real 666 Park Ave. You’re thinking 666 5th Ave.

Each presidential day is an episode of 666 Park Avenue.

Dilly dilly!

Disney, where once upon a time happens once a day.

Navy misses! Army wins! Go Army! Brave Rifles!

Navy misses! Army wins! Go Army! Brave Rifles!

The old Taylor. Every night.

As I used to hear so often from the old men of late acquaintance:

Soon, Trump will announce that he is making his horse Consul.

Woody Allen is the square root of original sin.

He used to date Julia Allison. I leave the math to you.

I held my nose and voted for Hillary Clinton. Anyone who has ever held a security clearance knows she should be serving time in prison for multiple violations of the Espionage Act.

I thought Flounder was dead?

There should be a trans actor in this role. If you can’t find anyone, I’ll be happy to do it. I’m sure I could step up and do the role justice.

Danny Masterson, John Conyers, Charlie Rose, Bill O’Reilly, Louis C.K., Nick Carter, Jeremy Piven, Harvey Weinstein, Andy Dick, Richard Dreyfuss, and all the rest of them, need to be in their very own TV show, all together.

Taylor Swift would pair well with some Old Bay. Gorgeous!

Sing Sing Sing, Michael Flynn!