Sometimes the chain around his neck looks like a key, and sometimes an eye.
Swiftress
swiftress
Maybe he’ll get paid in Gold.
Obligatory.
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A meeting of the Deplorable’s Club.
His next affair will be with Kellyanne Conway.
Is it a cartoon? It should be.
They’re turning herring directly into Bitcoin, because there is a shortage of tulips.
Taylor got smarter, she got harder in the nick of time
Honey, she rose up from the dead, she does it all the time
She’s got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
She checks it once, then she checks it twice, oh!
Taylor Swift’s evil plan is proceeding right on schedule, but she can’t come to the phone right now.
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It’s just a brand name for a fancy perfume.
These are the best.
A brilliant coup.
Ham for the win. In my own mind, I kicked Turkey out of NATO a long time ago.
Yeah, it’s easy to pick ‘em out. They’re guilty as charged.
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You seem overly offended by this. Perhaps you need some Swiftamine.
The Amazon dudebros have priced out the rental market and now there is no place for regular people on regular incomes to live.
Ridden a bus lately? It’s full of Amazon people, standing room only.
Longer than you’ve been alive probably.
I’ve completely stopped buying from Amazon, partially because of stuff like this, but mostly because they have turned Seattle into a shit show of homeless poverty.
A Rose by any other name would smell as dank.