She’s really trapped with Cyrus, Neb, Pencroff, Gideon, and Top on a mysterious island off the coast of Scotland, somewhere in the North Sea.

Only if it was with Aubrey Plaza.

It’s also hard to find people who program in C++.

Puberty?

We were a little busy with Japan.

No, he can’t pardon himself, but if he finds the ruby slippers all he needs to do is tap his heels together three times to send Robert Mueller home.

What does a beautiful intelligent trans girl have to do to get ungreyed? After all, I think I’ve done as much as any one person can do to ensure that STEM fields have more women. It was a full commitment.

Godspeed, John McCain, I don’t care what anybody says, you have given as much to the United States as any one person can without dying for it. You don’t deserve this, even though I wouldn’t vote for you.

Commander Bowman, examining the Obamacare-35 unit: “Well, hell and damn if I can find anything wrong with it.”

You can also buy a cask of Amantillado there.

How appropriate that this appears on The Slot.

I am generally skeptical of gun control, but this seems like a good idea.

The father is Aubrey Plaza because witchcraft.

I miss you, Tim Himmelheber. You’ve been dead almost 35 years, but I’ve never forgotten you, and I never will. You helped me for the joy of it, and I always remember.

Haha, when I was in the Army we used to punch out rockets to this song.

It was the angry ghost of Vince Foster.

I clicked on the slime eel story by mistake, but it was pretty much the same as this.

The Oregon State Republican Convention.

Texas is a racist homophobic transphobic misogynistic hellscape of ignorance, but you already knew that.

Death penalty. I will pull the switch myself.