Being banned by a Harvard sports team is like being banned from the Trump reelection campaign.

Donald J. Trump did not have sexual relations with that country and that shall not be questioned.

Kim is doing Diet Coke, just for the taste of it.

Donald J. Trump, the Unindicted Co-conspirator of the United States.

At least she did not eat the dog.

Lorde rocks, and so does Taylor Swift, and if you don’t think so that’s OK too.

You’re very kind. I wish you all the best.

Well, a caveat being that I am a senior software engineer and able to make a very good living when gainfully employed, and live in a time where unprecedented demand for these skills makes obtaining a position relatively easy in welcoming liberal places. Were I living anywhere in the old Confederacy, or in a small town…

You’re awful. Go away.

I wish her all the joy of life. I’m in my third year. What I’ve learned is that you can’t predict who will accept you and who will not. Friends I had for 20-30 years couldn’t accept it and they’re gone. Others who I barely knew, and almost all my neighbors, have been nothing short of wonderful.

Special guest appearance by Taylor Swift.

As a transgender woman and graduate of the Infantry School, I handle such impertinence with dispatch.

Traded my NRA card for an ACLU one the moment Trump was elected.

Equal pay for equal jerks.

One less bell to answer,

Swift and Kloss are independent self-determinate anthropic automata operating under their own power. They may do as they like without network coordination or instructions from a central controller.

George W. Bush was a real statesman.

Future Prime Minister, certainly.

While lamentable for women as a whole, this is like saying female Trump parasite worms only get 77% of the host flesh that male Trump parasite worms get. Don’t care, wipe ‘em out.

At this point, what difference does it make?