The earth is only 6000 years old, so there’s plenty of time.

But, it doesn’t. The real culprit was British reinforcements and eventually the approach of old man Winter. The Americans were forced to withdraw.

When Trump talks about a terminally ill baby being taken off life support, he’s discussing his own future.

This is absolutely correct, and they’re only 100 calories each. Use a piece of bread as a bun and you have a 200 calorie delicious snack.

His career is all washed up.

The only one making you participate is you.

The Brietbart comments on this are entirely predictable. But then, so are the comments here.

Fyre in the hole.

It is obvious to the most casual observer that Donald Trump is mentally ill. He needs to be removed from office by any lawful means possible, as soon as possible.

Hypocrisy is a disease and a dessert topping.

I encourage all law-abiding citizens to exercise their Constitutional right to keep and bear arms. You never know when you’re going to need them, and like as not, if you do ever need them it will be too late to get them.

For the good of the nation, Donald Trump must be removed from office. He has neither the temperament nor probity of judgement to occupy the highest office in the land. He is an embarrassment to the nation and the laughingstock of the world. The most junior second lieutenant in the Armed Forces has demonstrated more…

I don’t really know anyone who wants to talk about having sex with Katy Perry.

He’s Martin Shkreli’s spiritual advisor.

If convicted, he will be pardoned and appointed Ambassador to Belarus.

Nope.

They still aren’t allowed to see Aubrey Plaza movies.

Plaza won’t be my friend, but I did get her to pay me $3000 for a domain name. I’m a woman now though, so who knows? Hi, Aubrey! Still building the website?

I spent $800 on a VIP pass to Bumbershoot in Seattle two years ago. Never again.

I was not aware that the Governor of Alabama and its legislature served in the Trump administration. Thank you for enlightening me.