I grow my character by fighting Republican asshattery.

Shade is a many-splendored thing.

She’ll make a fine wife for the prisoner in charge of the kitchen at the female prison.

Tiffany is the only one who will survive the purge.

I have mixed success with Nordstrom Rack. Things like shoes are fine, but blouses and tops are lower quality, I find.

I have mixed success with Nordstrom Rack. Things like shoes are fine, but blouses and tops are lower quality, I find.

Wait until you see what they have in mind for Good ‘N Plenty.

White Skittles are not a right. They are a privilege.

There is a small airstrip and I flew there once. There are no services or FBO, but there is a small rack of bicycles and you can just borrow one. Some high school kids on bikes were out delivering pizza that they had made in a class at school to island residents. They gave me a slice. It was delicious.

This will delay shipment of new baseballs on the West Coast by several days.

They were looking for health care.

If the Detroit Tigers had been a better baseball team, this would have never happened.

The baseball was legally purchased at a local sporting goods store.

Guns don’t kill people. Baseball does.

Alexandria police report that players were using an unregistered baseball when they were shot.

His corn pone replies were purposely long to run out the clock on Democratic senators.

I suspect that this Thanksgiving, Trump will pardon one of the turkeys and then proceed to chop off the head of the other on national television, after several weeks of Apprentice-style hype, while Sarah Palin looks on in rapturous awe.

No surprise here, I mean, after all, they’re wearing Nazi officer hats.

You can get an ampoule ejection system at at almost any pot store.

The Trump administration has set a record for productivity, from inauguration to Special Proscecutor in only 118 days.

Boycott Ocean City. It should be easy, it’s a shithole.