Smart Taylor, warm Taylor, little ball of fun!

Who wants a security clearance? Seems to me it’s only a liability.

Taytay is just upset that Karlie has a boyfriend.

Would you like another almond? They’re wafer thin.

She’s going to be the Ring girl at the impeachment.

It’ll be the best impeachment ever. Really top shelf, with the most eloquent speakers, the best prosecutors, terrific articles. I can’t wait to see what Ivanka will wear.

Ooohhh, tell me more!

Hot? Maybe not. Handsome, dapper, intelligent and articulate? Definately.

Not to defend this asshat’s idiocy, but Bronze Stars and Purple Hearts don’t grow on trees. They’re only won in hard combat and a Purple Heart means he took a bullet. I respect nothing else about him, but I respect that.

Seattle fans HATE Kaepernick. There’s no way he would be asked to join the team...people threatened all manner of boycotts should he put on a Seahawks jersey.

I’d rather marry Taylor Swift.

Just like Disneyland.

You’re not fooling anyone, Frederick Douglass wrote it. I’ve been hearing lots of good things about him lately and I think he should be promoted.

We should elect him President.

If I want to see an extravaganza of lying, I’ll tune in to Donald Trump.

Bill Cosby deserves a fair trial. Just like the ones in all the Westerns.

I do the same thing with comments here in the perpetually gray world I live in.

Texas should be a whole other country, and we should declare war on it.

Kendall Jenner is the new Emily Brill.