Just for the taste of it!

Can we bring back Julia Allison? Because this is worse.

Fight Fyre with Fyre.

I wonder why I’m reading about it?

In the military, Toxic Masculinity is served in the dining facilities every day. The popular name is “bug juice.”

You certainly need to be clean-shaven when wearing a protective mask as modern nerve gasses need only milligrams of exposure to kill you and a beard would break the tight seal such a mask requires.

Eggs over easy for the win.

No. No, I am not. Taylor Swift is my secret dream lover.

Use private browsing.

To my “friends” at Breitbart:

Both.

If I want to see a Visigoth all I have to do is go Goth night at Purr on 11th Ave.

As someone who transitioned a couple years ago, I can tell you personally the discrimination against women in tech is rampant. USA Today published an article on this very subject yesterday.

Well, my life is more valuable to me than any shark life, but I’d be delighted if you sacrificed yourself to your new Great White Shark God.

Well, the heater upstairs failed this morning, so I guess it’s working.

I have the opportunity to meet Caitlyn Jenner on Monday and receive a free copy of her latest book. If I didn’t have a good friend I’m seeing close by after, I’d just skip it.

$100,000+ per year.

Like Gawker.

If you change “Moms” to “Morons” you can post this on Deadspin.

They’ll all be replaced by H1-B immigrant visa holders, just like the people in Disney’s IT department.