I’m still fighting with Aubrey Plaza. So far, I’m ahead about $3000 (true story).

They should sell a ham sandwich.

They should sell a ham sandwich.

Love your handle. I built a prototype website for Skymall once.

Que sera sera.

In this version, Mary Poppins is involved in polyamory relationships with chimney sweeps.

The hottest camel is the one that takes you to the airport, never to return.

We should also weaponize estrogen against the Islamic State.

Do you have an addres or URL? #servicy

What a great article, and I look forward to reading more. I’m fortunate that though I served six years enlisted and commissioned (Army OCS), I never had to serve in any war, except the eternal one.

This should be cross-posted to Deadspin.

It’s time.

Unicorns are a drug on the market. Pork bellies. That’s where you want your money. Pork bellies.

They kept sending her to the supply module for beer and cigarettes.

The compromise is still a bad law, disallowing LGBT protection bills from local jurisdictions. North Carolina still discriminates. North Carolina is still a bigoted backward place.

Deputy Assistant Secretary is nothing. He will be getting Tom Price’s coffee.

The Hollywood sign is really haunted by ghosts of the unrequited love wasted on the people who dwell there.

I’m waiting for the story of how Tiffany Trump falls for the handsome young liberal activist veteran struggling to stop her father, and how they both have to flee to Saint-Tropez to escape her father’s wrath.

Ugh. I had a roomate for almost 2 years. Sportsball all the time. Every TV judge show. Would hole up in his room and do bumps all night.

All girls are pink.

I’ve never watched this show. Is it a contest for the best cabaret performer or something? As Seinfeld might say, what’s the deal with this?