Cockroaches are members in good standing of the American Bar Association.

“Green Eggs & Hamilton Nolan”

I only became “gay” when I transitioned into a woman.

Trump is right twice a day, but usually it’s about when to poop.

And yet, there she is. And Jsn Mllnr is not.

I figured by now he would be dating Morgan Fairchild.

Have you met his wife, Morgan Fairchild?

The Army’s hiring.

Make Anna Kendrick do it.

Green Tea Kit Kats are apostasy.

Kristen Bell as Manila Crackwhore Barbie for the win.

Hey, dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please.

I don’t know the guy in the photo but there’s a good chance he’s a Replicant.

Is this Nancy Youssef? Hi, Nancy!

Harding har har har.

I’ve been on that ship. In January,1988.

You could always wait for Kate to molt, and then you can reanimate the dried husk in Oil of Olay and use that.

Is Ivanka the Queen of Diamonds or is that KellyAnne Conway?

Well, she was the one who goes to restaurants with two first names, so I’d say the blame squarely lies with her.