I was hoping for Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss.

It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping!

That would make a great upgrade for Microsoft HollowLens.

Try Donald Trump’s brain on drugs, I’m told it’s a little gamey though.

From now until the end of time, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will sufferage for her sins. The business of America is business, so exercise your franchise.

Blood sausage. It’s basically a cake of baked blood. English!

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they would have cooked you a full English breakfast.

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down....

Cash me outside, how bow dat?

This is what happens when you open a box of Pandora.

A tiny sprout of green in downtown Mordor.

Yeah, like they’re ever going to get any money.

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of Taylor Swift that laid him down
And cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
“I am leaving, I am leaving”
But the fighter still remains, mmm mmm

Or I could just get on with my life and remain content to never again live in any of the states of the old Confederacy. If you want to do better, move.

Well, really, who the hell wants to talk to a member of Congress? Parsing the gibberish is too much work, no matter what side they’re on.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see a similar scheme for Ambassadorships.

It’s heritage, not hate.

Unfortunately, they’re still letting in people from the Confederate States.

At first, I thought the headline said “Donald Trump Immigration bans snow.” and I thought, damn, that’s cold.

So, Heche plays Kellyanne Conway?