Tina Fey was going to play a disgruntled CIA operative who runs an unauthorized rogue operation to sexually enslave the President of the United States, but then Trump got elected.

This gives me hope that Taylor Swift and Karlie Kross will find true happiness together at last.

Aubrey Plaza did it better.

“Remove that horrible skirt at once!”

It’s a baby Bing image search snake. They’re pretty common.

Here, enjoy this tiny baby Republican snake.

I know how you can get a free duffel bag.

I know how you can get a free duffel bag.

Tina Fey would own Mr. Clean.

Bring back Gawker, that’ll show him. Make Journalism Great Again.

What they didn’t tell you is that it was old bottles of Crystal Pepsi.

If he were made to give birth to a baby after that 9 months, it might fill some of the void and disappointment we all feel at such a short sentence.

I laughed when the angel told me the price of becoming a woman was Trump as President. “Go ahead, do it.” I said. “Just give me something he can grab onto.”

It was Democracy. She punched Democracy.

Perhaps she can be a spokesmodel for the Energy Department.

QVC is a fine company.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer woman, with her trans hate and medieval outlook. Maybe she can get a gig on QVC.

I think Kristen Stewart’s efforts could go a long way towards reestablishing marksmanship as a core tenet of a well rounded modern education.

I like Robert Heinlein’s idea that voting should be for veterans of public service: conservation, social work, public health, Peace Corps, and the uniformed military services. If you have an honorable discharge for at least two years of public service, you’re good to go. Not well-paid government employment in some…

Later, Castiel and the Winchester boys will use their FBI identification and attempt to wield the Sacred Knife of Gryffendor, but Crowley and his thugs are waiting.

Feeling like I’m a high schoo-ler sipping on a warm wine cooler
Hot ‘cause the party don’t stop, I’m in a crop top like I’m working at Hooters
We been keepin’ it PG but I wanna get a little frisky
Come gimme some of that, yum like a lollipop, let me set you free