Justin turns the animals’ suffering into sweet sweet music.

Homeland Security Doll. Keep her right next to your internet router.

They’re saving you to pose with whomever swims with the fishes.

What will Austria do now?

Off to Green Acres.

Star Wars SE

Don’t spend money anywhere in this state for any reason, and if you live or work there, consider going somewhere else because that’s where the jobs are going.

I read the headline as “Dancing Laser Show Get Job Running Nuclear Arsenal” and thought we were on the verge of some new scientific breakthrough. Disappointed.

That candle will cut a bitch. I’ve never seen it, but people are talking. I’m just sayin’. That’s the word on the street.

Army finally won. So, there’s that.

It’s like this.

They are men with wealth and taste.

All they have to eat on that old tub is expired Warsaw Pact-era cans of “Chechan of the Sea” mermaid meat.

Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Now, stand at attention!

I don’t know about you, but I totally ship Taylor Witherswift.

And now, Taylor Swift has her own TV channel! Bad Blood, 24x7.

In our future, under Trump’s America, you’ll be buring the flag for fuel.

Their wood is curated.

This is the best that could possibly be hoped for. Princess Beatrice needs a new hat and Ed Sheeran’s head would make a great centerpiece.

Buffy or nothing.