Also, this just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Text your confession to #666 for rapid intense punishment.

Boycotting Amazon until they remove all the Trump merchandise from it.

This is real, people. I have to get my passport changed right away, because my state’s drivers licenses are no longer acceptable ID for entry to Federal facilities, and I need to be able to gain entry to these for my job.

Well, it doesn’t matter now. Looks like Donald Trump is going to win, and then it’s game over for Hillary Clinton. I hope she saved that nice orange pantsuit, because she’s gonna need it where she’s going.

Oh, please. Completely guilty of gross negligence in handling classified materials. Any military officer would be doing hard time at the United States Disciplinary Barracks. She deserves Federal prison.

I was delighted to vote for Hillary Clinton as much as I am delighted to support her impeachment and removal from office on January 20th. Donald Trump is insane. Hillary Clinton is merely a criminal.

Blair Waldorf is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

My congratulations, sir. A brilliant coup.

I’ll bet Paul Hollywood is out there somewhere getting half-baked.

Thank God it’s a hoax. I’m still shipping Karlie and Tay Tay for the win.

The Kardashians are thata-way. ------->>

Donald Trump cupcakes are filled with blood pudding.

Biblical proof of the free market. Science!

At least you’re more honest than the National Science Foundation.

Well, at least it’s different from where I work, where I’m misgendered on an almost-daily basis by 50+ year old male engineers, but I’m completely one of the ladies and able to enjoy the fabulous facilities set aside for us (which are actually lavish since there are only 6 women in an office of 75 people). We have…

He’s gonna stick with it because if Trump wins, he gets the job of getting America’s chocolate factories moving again.

Wasn’t Trump dating Julia Allison at some point?

It’s for use in our nation’s prisons.

I think this is a clear case of Bad Blood, but otherwise I’m drawing a Blank Space.