This is worse than when Buffy broke up with Spike.

Hillary Clinton isn’t liked because she’s a crooked lying elitist member of the 1%, and you should totally vote for her in November. I will.

Little know fact: Taylor Swift is Spartacus

Vanessa Bayer! She’s just like us!

Vanessa Bayer is just like me! Goodie! Except, I order sushi.

Former Army officer here. There is no problem with this photograph. God bless them and good luck. John Burk is not officer material.

I guess Queensland is now eligible for membership in the Greater Southern States Co-Prosperity Sphere.

This doesn’t bode well for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I hope Guadalupe is ok.

This is why I transitioned.

She is so qualified. She’ll be running that prison in no time.

OMG, this is the greatest political video parody ever made. It ranks right up there with this one:

“Crazy Megyn. Her prices are insane.”

Have you ever met Alex St. John?

It looks like a lovely place to develop software. How’s the bandwidth?

The little girl and her parents are fine, working in Hillary Clinton’s underground sugar caves.

I wonder what would have happened if he had tried to use a public restroom?

Which one is Ellen Degeneres?

Nixon now.

Refineries and Republicans.