Her implant was done by the Lord.

If you look at the implant closely, you’ll see your future husband.

At least he wasn’t kicked off Twitter for doxxing.

Wow, I didn’t know Mccaulay was transitioning. Love the coat!

Once humans invented the wheel, it was all downhill from there.

Got my commission, got my wings, in 1978 after 3 years in the 3d Armored Cavalry Regiment. Your spelling is the joke.

I am a graduate of two of the hardest courses the US Army Infantry School has to offer: Officer Candidate School and Airborne School, both open to women. OCS has about a 50% drop-out rate, regardless of gender.

They have a great little airport there where you used to be able to fly in and get a decent slice of pie, but I haven’t been there in many years.

Baby parts don’t grow on trees, you know.

I shoot first and ask questions later.

I love her candor and simple explanations. I also love fig pizza.

If anything can suck nutrition from old Bones, it’s a Fox.

No, but I lost 30 lbs.

I think an appropriate punishment for this jarhead is to open his lid and see if there is anything inside, then put the lid back on all crooked-like and store it on a cold and dusty shelf for about 30 years at the United States Disciplinary Barracks, Ft. Leavenworth, KS.

God bless you.

I replaced my parents with the Army and they gave me lots of free stuff.

It’s fine because you can always buy a “rubber” from a vending machine.

Also, both houses of Congress are controlled by Republicans.

When I wanted to get rid of white devils, I just flushed them down the toilet and swore I would never buy anything from that dude ever again.

As a side friend, she shares a crowded place amongst the creamed corn, baked beans, and fritters.