Oh my god, thank you. When I grew up it was all about Grover. I find Elmo incredibly annoying by comparison; it's nice to see Grover again.

Yes, after the whole sex abuse scandal with the guy who does Elmo's voice, Sesame Street pulled way back on the Elmo-promoting and started featuring other Muppets more prominently. Thank Christ.

If you play it backwards it sounds like the ocean!!!!1

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

It seems like we're splitting heirs here until the actual birth occurs.

Ho ho ho indeed.

chick you ain't santa. stand down.

i wanna flip like 500 tables about that last one. WOW THO.

I'm disappointed that porn Linda wasn't played by a man, to be consistent with the cartoon's casting.

you know what's fun? getting up in the middle of the night to pee, only to find yourself nearly drowning in the toilet bowl cuz yr dad didn't put the seat down afterwards

Thank you. Adoptee here, and this entire breastfeeding argument is riddled with privilege. Even for moms with biological children, companies mostly do NOT have adequate maternity care provisions and companies with fewer than 80 employees are not required by federal law to provide pumping facilities.

The chief neonatologist at the very respected teaching hospital where I had MiniMinkoff poo-pooed my suggestion that it seemed my milk supply was simply not coming in sufficiently to feed Mini told me, "Nonsense. Any woman walking down the street out there can produce enough milk to feed that baby tomorrow. You have a…

If someone offered me a huge advance, I would! Chapter 9: Age 13: The Tragedy of Shopping at JC Penney with Mom

Hey now; if Rick Scott has to leave his heat lamp at home....